The Schimmelhorn File: Memoirs of a Dirty Old Genius

He has the mind of a child, the sexual proclivities of a teenager - and the subconscious of a scientific genius. And despite the best efforts of Mama Schimmelhorn to get her old man to make Swiss cuckoo clocks by day and stay home by night, Papa's inventions will keep coming. And so do his adventures, as he manages to take time off from his busy schedule of chasing der pretty pusscats to.... ...take a little trip to save the Western world from invading Mongol hordes - on "Count von Schimmelhorn's Time Pony".... ....engage in encounters of a very close kind with the "Ladies of Beetlegoose Nine".... ...invent an X-rated cuckoo clock (and immortality) in "The S.O.D.O.M. Serum".... And who else but Papa could find a way to make the world safe for democracy when "The Gnurrs Come from the Voodvork Out"? Contents • The Gnurrs Come from the Voodvork Out • (1950) • short story by Reginald Bretnor • Little Anton • (1951) • novelette by Reginald Bretnor • The Ladies of Beetlegoose Nine • (1976) • novella by Reginald Bretnor • Count von Schimmelhorn and the Time-Pony • (1974) • novelette by Reginald Bretnor • Papa Schimmelhorn's Yang • (1978) • novelette by Reginald Bretnor • Papa Schimmelhorn and the S.O.D.O.M. Serum • (1973) • novelette by Reginald Bretnor Cover by Vincent Di Fate