Maps: The Uncollected John Sladek

CONTENTS: Plastitone (Frontispiece) • (1968) • interior artwork Introduction (Maps: The Uncollected ) • (2002) • essay David Langford The Lost Nose: A Programmed Book • (1969) • short story In the Distance • (1968) • short story Alien Territory • (1969) • short story The Misinterpreted Letter • (1970) • short story Comedo • (1971) • short story an Unknown Hand • (1972) • short story Bill Gets Hep to God! • (1973) • short story It Takes Your Breath Away • (1974) • short story Peabody Slept Here • (1974) • short story Machine Screw • (1975) • short story The Future of • (1977) • short story Goodbye, Germany? • (1977) • short story Robot 'Kiss of Life' Drama • (1979) • short story Some Mysteries of Birth, Death and Population That Can Now Be Cleared Up • (1979) • short story The Entropy Tango: A Comic Romance • (1982) • short story Love Among the Xoids • (1984) • short story Stop Evolution in Its Tracks! • (1988) • short story Blood and Gingerbread • (1990) • novelette "Blood and Gingerbread": Afterword • essay Dining Out • (1990) • short story Radio Cats • (1990) • short story Reinventing the Wheel • (1992) • short story A Section from the Adventures of I.E.M. • (1963) • short story Untitled • (1963) • poem Untitled 2 • (1963) • poem Jesus in White Bucks • (1965) • poem The Four Cows • (1967) • poem The Brusque Skate • (1968) • poem No Exit: A One-Act Play • (1968) • short story Seventh Inning Stretch: A One-Act Play • (1968) • short story Down His Alarming Blunder • (1969) • poem Letter • (1969) • short story Love Nest • (1969) • poem Page • (1969) • poem The "Pelican" • (1969) • poem The Treasure of the Haunted Rambler • (1969) • poem Just Another Victim • (1968) • short story You Have a Friend at Fengrove National • (1968) • short story The Switch • (1968) • short story Timetable • (1968) • short story Now That I'm Free • (1968) • short story Practical Joke • (1968) • short story Publish and Perish • (1968) • short story In the Oligocene • (1968) • short story The Way to a Man's Heart • (1966) • short story by Thomas M. Disch and John Sladek The Floating Panzer • (2002) • short story by Thomas M. Disch and John Sladek The Incredible Giant Hot Dog • (1966) • short story by Thomas M. Disch and John Sladek The Marching Raspberries: A Thrilling New Adventure of the Pink Avenger and His Faithful Companion Oxbridge • (2002) • short story by Thomas M. Disch and John Sladek Sweetly Sings the Chocolate Budgie: A Stirring New Adventure of the Green Magician • (2002) • short story by Thomas M. Disch and John Sladek United We Stand Still • (2002) • short story by Thomas M. Disch and John Sladek The Atheist's Bargain • (1967) • short story by Thomas M. Disch and John Sladek The Discovery of the Nullitron: Results of an Experiment Conducted Thomas M. Disch and John T. Sladek • (1967) • short story by Thomas M. Disch and John Sladek Danny's New Friends from Deneb • (1968) • short story by Thomas M. Disch and John Sladek Mystery Diet of the Gods: A Revelation • (1976) • short story by Thomas M. Disch and John Sladek Transplant Your Own Heart - A Do-It-Yourself Guide • (1977) • short story by Thomas M. Disch and John Sladek Kids! Read Books in Your Spare Time! • [The Profession of Science Fiction • 29] • (1982) • essay Writing Places • (1982) • essay 4-Part List • (1983) • essay How I Became a Science Fiction Master in Only 15 Minutes a Day • (1984) • essay Comments • (1981) • essay Acknowledgements (Maps) • (2002) • essay by uncredited Notes on the Text (Maps) • (2002) • essay by David Langford Original Appearances (Maps) • (2002) • essay by uncredited Extended Copyright Page (Maps) • (2002) • essay by uncredited