I, Vampire

Sterling O’Blivion, misunderstood vampire from Transylvania, now ace instructor at a dance studio in Chicago. After 700 years Sterling feels life is passing her by; until Rysemian starships land on Earth and she is given a new lease of life. Now she has the chance to turn into Mr Spock, dance with Abraham Lincoln, and have a wild fist fight in a ladies’ toilet with Virginia Woolf, only to fall madly in love with her. Before long Sterling finds herself masterminding the marketing of the Famous Men’s Sperm Kit. It was just the sort of romp an aging vampire needed! ‘After the huge enjoyment of Scott’s vitriol, her hilarity, her unexpectedness, the action and excitement, one has the freedom to find the bottom line … the profound expression of the fact that love is everywhere’ –Theodore Sturgeon